Once upon a time in the wilds of New Jersey there lived a young Jewish boy in possession of an extensive collection of boat shoes and the most pure, most enviable opalescent complexion in all of the world (or, at the very least, all of the Eastern seaboard).
Our hero grew up, as all heroes do, to become nothing short of wickedly clever, stunningly gifted, and rocking a most impressive nose dent. Add to this mix a little professional douchebaggery and a finely rolled joint or two and we're left with L'Homme Run.
There is nothing to be said about this short lived, though brilliant, period in our hero's life besides:
"P-I-Z-Z-A. P-AR-T-Y. If you gotta blunt then we can get high. If you wanna come then pick up the phone. Don't get caught with a whack calzone."
From "Interracial Dating" to a decidedly dazzling few years at Columbia (not, under any circumstances, to be confused with Oxford. Commas notwithstanding) and our hero found himself at the helm of a wildly popular new venture. Vampire Weekend. Named, of course, after the equally popular "Twilight" franchise (perhaps in direct correlation with drummer Chris Tomson's almost identical appearance to the one and only Robert "RPatz" Pattinson. See Stephen Colbert for more details).
VW took off in a way no one could have expected, except our dear hero and his obviously bloated ego/JewFro, and the music industry was never to be the same again.
Nether was one Audra L. Deluge PDB, but that, my dear readers, is a story for another day.
You may be wondering as to the relevance of EK to Wal-Mart Vibez. Is this not a blog dedicated to the bargain behemoth that is WAL-MART!?!?! Why yes, yes it is.
But I leave you with this link as explanation: http://internetvibes.blogspot.com/
And this sentence as confirmation:
Mr. Koenig rocks my world.
xoxoxo
